Where did I put that?

"A Florida police department says one of its own lost a confidential list of the department's drug informants when a lieutenant misplaced a flash drive, MyFoxOrlando.com reported" - Fox News


Ooops. Somebody messed up. Gotta love their official statement on the problem...


 "We are aware of this information and are currently looking into the matter." 


Classic. Nothing to see here folks, move on! I mean can it get more stereotypical? Not that I can blame them, they totally messed up, no one wants to take blame for that.  


Did you see how he lost it? Left it on the roof of his car or the bumper and drove off. Who hasn't been there? I know I have. Luckily, my phone or cup of coffee didn't have a list of drug informants pertinent to cases I was working on.


"Some say the mistake could make informants less likely to help, fearing retaliation on the streets."

Ya think? Kind of a no-brainer there. I know if I were an informant of any kind and my name "might have been leaked" to a criminal I was going to testify against, I'd be a little concerned. 


Stupid criminals are funny, stupid law enforcement is sad.

Ice House

Isn't it pretty folks? It's breath taking. You know what else is breath taking? That they're wasting THOUSANDS OF GALLONS OF WATER... It ain't free people. Sure it's pretty but it's completely asinine. How do they come up with this stuff? 


"It really sucks that the housing market has bottomed out in Detroit, how can I help? Oh, I know, I'll coat a house in ice... to lift spirits. No one will care about the ridiculous amount of money I am wasting in water costs. Our already bankrupt society won't notice a little more money trickling down the drain (bah-dum-bump)."